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It's Friday

By jayhawk88 (Fri Apr 04, 2008 at 01:01:44 PM EST) (all tags)

What the heck, baby pictures (largish).

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Dear person who wrote the Vundo virus

By jayhawk88 (Thu Mar 27, 2008 at 09:19:33 PM EST) (all tags)

Fuck you.

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The plague on my house has finally lifted

By jayhawk88 (Fri Mar 21, 2008 at 08:12:19 PM EST) (all tags)

We were getting worried the neighbors might soon show up to stone us out of town.

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Attention Texas Infidels

By jayhawk88 (Fri Mar 14, 2008 at 08:49:54 PM EST) (all tags)

Free tix to Cirque Du Soleil : Saltimbanco in San Antonio Saturday if anyone wants them.

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The most exciting diary in the world

By jayhawk88 (Tue Mar 04, 2008 at 10:02:40 PM EST) (all tags)

Reading it will probably cause you to strike a loved one in anger simply because of the sheer amount by which they pale in comparison.

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I said getting what you want is a hell of a thing

By jayhawk88 (Fri Feb 29, 2008 at 01:59:21 PM EST) (all tags)

I just didn't realize how much.

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116, 221

By jayhawk88 (Fri Feb 15, 2008 at 11:40:55 PM EST) (all tags)

Numbers now run my life.

It's a hell of a thing getting what you want.

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Well

By jayhawk88 (Thu Jan 10, 2008 at 09:44:56 AM EST) (all tags)

They say black (mock turtlenecks) is slimming...

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Reason #588 why being rich would be awesome

By jayhawk88 (Thu Dec 20, 2007 at 05:31:49 PM EST) (all tags)

A wealthy Japanese art collector could not decide which firm of auctioneers should sell his cache of Impressionist paintings. Torn between Christie's and rival auction house Sotheby's, he asked them to play stone, paper, scissors to decide.

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Netcraft confirms it

By jayhawk88 (Sat Dec 08, 2007 at 11:28:58 AM EST) (all tags)

CompUSA is dying.

Along with the story of how I got where I am today, job wise.

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Wikipedia will destroy itself

By jayhawk88 (Wed Dec 05, 2007 at 08:52:02 AM EST) (all tags)

And it won't even be Wikipedia's fault.

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I don't have much to say

By jayhawk88 (Wed Nov 28, 2007 at 11:53:08 AM EST) (all tags)

But I have a link that I found pretty funny:

"Ladies, when a man finally proposes to you, ask him one simple question: 'How many dongs would you mutilate for me?' If you demand a hundred and he doesn't blink, he's a keeper. But, if he's David, who was sent after a hundred and then came back with twice that many just for the hell of it, well, you've got a love for the ages."

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Hello I'm Herm Edwards

By jayhawk88 (Mon Nov 26, 2007 at 09:06:38 AM EST) (all tags)

And Welcome to "How to Lose an NFL Game for Dummies". There's coffee and other refreshments on the table back there, bathrooms are down the hall to the right, and if there are no questions, let's get right to it.

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-	Cheese and a Breadstick	26%
-	Procrastination	12%
-	Bulletproof	51%
-	Connection	44%

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